From Anfield Road to Home Park: A Cornish Plymouth Argyle fan's epic tale

Yesterday evening I was one of 17,048 people lucky enough to get a ticket to the FA Cup Third Round replay between Plymouth Argyle and Liverpool Football Club.

Ever since fan-favourite Graham Carey converted an extra-time penalty late into a grim December evening in Newport to confirm that it would be The Pilgrims who would face the five-time European champions, much of the South West has suddenly started to take notice of us once again.

As an Argyle fan since 1998, I have experienced the full range of emotions. The ecstasy of two promotions (Argyle beating Queens Park Rangers 2-0 on a sunny April afternoon in 2004 is still one of the best days of my life), to the two straight relegations down to League 2, a period spent flirting with the abyss of the non-league football and even coming within hours of not having a club at all.

I have seen great players come and go, many sadly leaving for a fraction of the value due to the club's perilous financial situation at the time, and some players seemingly little better than many of those lacing up their boots to play in the local leagues of any given Saturday afternoon.


Last year Argyle came within a whisker of promotion, eventually folding to AFC Wimbledon after more than 30,000 supporters travelled to London and helped paint Wembley green for the play-off final - a game set up following one of the moments that make us love football so much, a last minute-winner against one of our rivals, in this case Portsmouth.


However, to his eternal credit, manager Derek Adams has ensured both players and fans have all but gotten over the Wembley heartbreak by making a number of shrewd signings such as centre back Sonny Bradley and experienced former Premier League midfielder David Fox and once again steering Argyle to the upper reaches of the League 2.

The Greens currently sit six points into the automatic promotion places with a game in hand but it has been the FA Cup run that has really got the South West talking.

Waking up at 3:30am to make the trip to Liverpool, I simply hoped to enjoy a few beers with my friends and prayed that Argyle would be able to keep the score down to anything respectable below 4-0.

The motorway was a sea of green on the way up and there was a carnival atmosphere in and around the away end with The Green Army in fine voice even in the pubs beforehand.

More than 8,600 Argyle fans packed into Anfield's away end, a fantastic sight, and comfortably out sung the Anfield faithful from the first whistle to the last.

Naturally, Liverpool's stars (and there were a few of them present) moved the ball around at ease but lacked the penetration to really test Luke McCormick.

As the minutes ticked by and ball after ball was cleared, the chances of Argyle earning a lucrative replay became more and more real.

The scoreboard timer ticked in slow motion and despite a few scares, Argyle held firm and as referee Paul Tierney sounded his whistle the away end exploded. An incredibly proud day to be a fan of Plymouth Argyle Football Club, I couldn't stop smiling for days.

Earning a replay has earned Argyle an estimated million pounds and while this is nothing for a club like Liverpool, the figure can make all the difference for a League 2 outfit.

An online search shows that Liverpool's brilliant Brazilian Coutinho earns an estimated £100,000 a week. 

Although I have no official figures to verify this, ever trusty Football Manager tells me that no Argyle player earns more than £2,000 a week.

Predictably the replay sparked a frantic scramble for tickets and I was contacted by several Liverpool fans asking if I can get them a seat for the visit of one of European Football's true giants.

Needless to say, I told them that the day was a reward for all the loyal Argyle fans who have witnessed defeats at home to teams such as Morecambe and Crawley or traipsed to towns and cities such as Hartlepool and Carlisle, often enduring eight hour journeys home with little or no footballing reward. I wasn't going to help any Liverpool fans get tickets in the home end and detract from the atmosphere.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Argyle's support can only be rivalled by Portsmouth at this level and they have the benefit of being a former Premier League side and FA Cup winners.

The Green Army regularly numbers more than 1,000 at away games, sometimes amounting to a third of the crowd on the day.

As the cameras rolled into Home Park, the media circus began and the club tried its best to reward loyal supporters, although it's fair to say there were more than a few teething problems which results in some genuine fans missing out on the game altogether.

So Wednesday eventually rolled around and every second at work felt like an hour (sorry to whichever of my bosses is reading this).

I hit the road at 4pm and from the second I stepped out my car in Plymouth I felt like the club was alive again and the city cared. Nothing irritates me more than watching a game in a Devon or Cornwall pub and being surrounded by Manchester United fans who probably have never been to the city or couldn't even point it out on a map.

Vendors around Home Park pedalled those hideous half and half scarves on every corner and the Britannia pub was one in, one out. Police officers marshalled the sell-out crowd and with the installation of temporary seating on the Mayflower Terrace, Home Park felt like a proper football ground again.

The anticipation was palpable in the build-up to kick-off and as soon as Semper Fidelis drew to a close, The Green Army started belting the way through its repertoire and how great it was to hear the noise coming from not just the Devonport End but the Mayflower and Lyndhurst too?

The Liverpool fans, despite numbering well over 2,000 were disappointingly quiet but last night wasn't about them, it was about Plymouth Argyle Football Club.

Unlike at Anfield, Argyle pushed forward when possible creating a number of opportunities but it was veteran Lucas Levia who headed Liverpool in front, heading in from a corner and finally breaking Argyle's brave resistance.

The Green Army continued to sing and loud. I especially enjoyed the song directed at the extremely irritating ex-red Steve McManaman who has given Argyle grief whilst commentating on the two ties, not realising that if we attacked at Anfield we would have been taken apart at will and probably on the wrong end of a severe hammering. How on earth he is allowed to commentate on either Liverpool or Real Madrid games when he displays such blatant bias towards his former clubs in beyond me. In my book, sports commentary should be unbiased and insightful.

Into the second half and Coutinho and Daniel Sturridge departed having had a minimal impact on proceedings and the Home Park faithful collectively held its breath when Jake Jervis came within an inch of forcing extra time when his acrobatic effort rebounded off the post.

McCormick saved a late penalty from Divock Origi but Argyle failed to fashion anymore clear opportunities and as the final whistle sounded, The Green Army stood to applaud the efforts of the players who fought gallantly and did what many Premier League sides have failed to do, restrict Liverpool to just one goal over 120 minutes.

Internationals Adam Lallana, Coutinho, Emre Can, Roberto Firmino, Daniel Sturridge, Divock Origi and young starlet Ben Woodburn all tried and failed and it was a player who hadn't scored since 2010 who eventually proved the difference between the sides.

As I walked away from Home Park last night and proceeded to get stuck in road works on the A38, I couldn't help but reflect on how the feel-good factor is finally returning to Home Park and how the South West and the footballing world is once again taking notice.

The atmosphere last night was absolutely electric and if Argyle perform as they did over the two games against Liverpool in the remaining League 2 fixtures, we'll finally be out of that wretched league at a canter.

With all due respect we deserve better than to be playing clubs some of the clubs in League 2 who average as few as 3,000 fans for each home game.

The demand for tickets for the Liverpool games shows that if the players and manager are doing the business on the pitch, the people of Cornwall and Devon, and those exiled around the country, will soon jump back on the band wagon.

Things are definitely looking up and for the first time in years, it's exciting to be an Argyle fan and the feel-good factor is most definitely back.

The Liverpool games have created some incredible memories that will stay with me for life but it is absolutely vital that the team really kicks on and secures promotion. Any less than that and despite the Anfield heroics, the season will be seen as a failure, especially given the gap that currently exists between the automatic promotion places and play-off spots.

We have the right manager, a good squad even if a little depleted through injury at present, and people steering the club with Argyle's best interest at heart, as is evident with Simon Hallet's multi-million investment to redevelop the Mayflower Stand.

I'll be at Cheltenham on Saturday singing my heart out for The Greens. We're Plymouth Argyle and we're most certainly on our way back.

Montenegro - September 2016

The Bay of Kotor

The Bay of Kotor

Kotor

Budva

Chilling in Kotor

Budva old town

It may have only been a standalone country since 2006, but what Montenegro lacks in age it more than makes up for in beauty and charm.

Previously a part of Yugoslavia and then Serbia and Montengro, the small country of under 650,000 boasts some of the most beautiful coastal towns in all of the Adriatic Sea area.

Lonely Planet has recently ranked the fortified town of Kotor as its top destination to visit in 2016 and it’s easy to see why.

Kotor is situated in a fjord like bay with the towering limestone cliffs of Mount Lovćen looming all around, providing a stunning backdrop to be absorbed from the various settlements dotted along the water’s edge.

The compact old town area wows visitors with its quaint, cobbled streets, ancient churches and array of quirky boutiques.

Although Montenegro receives a far smaller number of visitors than its illustrious neighbour Croatia, the bargain prices and breath taking scenery make it every bit as appealing.

We were fortunate enough to join an organised tour and spend a morning taking in the bay in all its glory.

We enjoyed a hearty lunch and leisurely stroll around Kotor before moving onto the slightly more developed and marginally less picturesque Budva.

Budva’s walled old town is smaller than that of Kotor and its surroundings are somewhat marred by hotels and development built to cater for its annual influx of primarily Russian citizens.

That said, Budva still possesses a charm and visitors are able to bathe or swim on sandy coastline that backs on to the crumbling old town walls, allowing for some incredible ocean views.

The Montenegrin economy may still be finding its feet but its mini tourism boom bodes well for the future. With thousands of visitors unable to resist its awe-inspiring scenery and cheap prices, the country should well end up cropping up on more and more travel itineraries over the next few years. 

Croatia round two - September 2016

Twelve months ago I was blown away by the heart shaped peninsula of Istria in Northern Croatia.

Its stunning sunsets and old fishing ports such as Rovinj and Pula captivated our minds during a weeklong visit.

However, mention Croatia and most people initially think of Dubrovnik so I thought it only right to go back and see what the fuss is about, and tick off Bosnia and Montenego whilst there.

Dubrovnik is famed for its beautiful terracotta roof dominated old town, ringed by large stone walls erected for defence purposed in the 16^th century.

The city was once an independent republic and was also the scene of a seven month siege by Serbian forces following the declaration of Croatian independence in 1991.

It was also the setting for hit TV series Game of Thrones and welcomes thousands of people each year, making it the most visited place in Croatia.

Unfortunately along with these visitors come the most expensive prices in the country and borderline unbearable crowds, including those who disembark from cruise ships moored in the port for the day.

I thoroughly enjoyed my two days exploring Dubrovnik and it is undeniably stunning, complete with a cable car which speedily makes it way to Mount Srdj dramatically overlooking the city.

However the sheer volume of visitors and cost of meals in an otherwise affordable country would controversially lead me to pointing any would-be visitors north to other parts of Croatia instead.

Bosnia - September 2016

"There is only one team in Mostar," snapped the previously jovial shop owner when I innocently asked whether or not he also stocked the shirt of the current champions of Bosnia, Zrinjski Mostar. 

I had tried on the strip of former Yugoslav cup winners Velez Mostar who haven't fared at all well since the disintegration of Yugoslavia. Evicted from their stadium which was then given to Zrinjski and now languishing at the foot of the second tier of the Bosnian footballing pyramid. 

While the shop owner's could be interpreted as a fierce kind of loyalty to his team, it also goes to show the divisions that still exist in Bosnian society more than two decades since the end of the most fierce war seen in Europe since the Second World War and one which claimed near to 100,000 lives and displaced millions of others. 

Zrinjski are the team of Bosnia's Croat population while Velez represent the country's majority Bosniak (Muslim) population. 

When they meet there are fireworks in the stands, literally, and overt displays of nationalistic pride and passion as well as the frenetic waving of Turkish and Croats flags. 

Following the break-up of Yugoslavia, Bosnia's Serb population tried to secure territory for its motherland, a move which was met with resistance by the Bosniaks and Croats who then fell out themselves resulting in a bloody war remembered for ethnic cleansing, mass rape and starvation. 

The war lasted three years and only drew to a close thanks to UN intervention and today, all three populations live alongside and tolerate each other but don't often agree on the best political course of action. 

There are three separate heads of state, one for each slice of the population, and decisions are often made on their behalf from outside the country. It is hoped that EU membership will bring a form of simplicity and stability to Bosnia's governmental hierarchy. 

We arrived in Mostar on a sweltering day (as it so often is we were told), after stopping off at the quaint Turkish town of Pocitelj, a small settlement located on a steep hill and dominated by a large Mosque that looks out over the river and settlement below. 

Bosnia remains the only country this side of Turkey with a Muslim majority after Ottomans settled the area in the 1460s and is among the poorest in Europe.

Today the majority of Mostar's Croat population still lives on the Western side of the city and the Muslim population in the East with Orthodox Serbs sprinkled in on both sides. 

The city, Bosnia's second biggest after the capital Sarajevo is connected by seven bridges including the iconic and grandiose Stari Most bridge, which was completely destroyed and then rebuilt during and following the conflict. 

The city's compact and cobbled old town, some of its buildings riddled with bullet holes, is a hive of activity with shops and stalls selling everything from Turkish tea pots to fridge magnets. 

Restaurants and cafes take advantage of every available viewpoint of the surrounding valley and the winding Neretva River. 

Mostar, named after the guards who kept look out on the bridge, is determined not to forget what happened just over 20 years ago and offers a plethora of museums and photographic exhibitions documenting the atrocities. 

The city was the scene of fierce fighting to control its metal industry with 80% of buildings reduced to rubble during the war. 

Residents have vowed never again and although they may not always agree with their city neighbours, they live alongside each other and peacefully go about their day to day lives. 

The city is beautiful and its people welcoming and hospitable on all sides of the divide, even if visible scars do still exist as a reminder of the conflict on every street corner. 

The buzz is palpable as you make your way around the city. Bosnia was my 29th country and the most fascinating by far and yes, I bought the Velez Mostar shirt and put a smile back on the shop owner's face. 

France and Belgium - June 2016

RATED a respectful 8/10 by the highly critical Internet Movie Database website, the 2008 film In Bruges tells the story of two bumbling hit men sent to the charming Belgium city to lay low after a failed hit which inadvertently saw a young child killed.

The hitmen, expertly played by Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson, are polar opposites with Gleeson’s character more interested in soaking up the picturesque sites of the medieval city, whereas the irritable and somewhat younger Farrell wants to get out and sample some of the myriad of pubs and bars which line Bruges’ streets and cellars.

What follows is a catastrophic yet comedic chain of events involving a tactical suicide from the city’s iconic bell tower, a gun chase through the streets and canals of the city and an angry, cocaine sniffing dwarf.

Whilst this narrative may have proven difficult to top, my group of friends and I gave it a good go and produced a considerable series of mishaps ourselves.

Before we set off the plan had been to pick up our hired minibus, cross the channel and head to a campsite in the north of France, before making our way into either Lille or Lens to take in the Euro 2016 battle of Britain between England and Wales.

We had been vociferously warned to watch out for Russian hooligans and French ultras who attacked English fans in Marseille days before leading to running battles in the streets of the multi-cultural melting pot port.

Unfortunately violent supporter groups from the continent still see English ‘hooligans’ as a considerable force to measure up to given the trail of destruction they left around Europe in the 70s and 80s, and often target English fans as a way of proving themselves among the trouble making elite.

Although the vast majority of known English trouble makers have had their passports confiscated and no longer travel, English fans came under fire from rival groups and predictably fought back. I am in no way saying that the battles of Marseille were not at all the fault of the English, I just believe that if you kick a dog so many times it will eventually bite back and the English supporters, as rowdy and boisterous as they can be, didn’t go to France specifically looking for trouble as is the case with some of the Russians involved in the trouble who arrived equipped with well-organised fight tactics and MMA training.

Also the violence that took place in the Stade Velodrome highlighted the negligence of the French authorities who failed to prevent Russian supporters from rushing over women and children in the neutral section and attacking English supporters.

Anyway, I digress.

As we disembarked the ferry and made our way to our first campsite, we gawped at the sight of the rolling hills, beautifully constructed properties and quaint towns of the Northern France countryside. After arriving at our campsite located in the shadow of a country house, we enjoyed a drink in the sun and a few games of table tennis with other supporters, both English and Welsh.

The next day we boarded a train and headed to the student city of Lille recommended for ticketless fans due to the fact it has more bars and a bigger fanzone.

As soon as we exited the station we were greeted by hoards of English fans gathering outside bars and indulged in some good-natured ritual chanting and japes to pass the late morning hours.

The game itself was tight with England recording a late win thanks to a Daniel Sturridge goal, and we left Lille having enjoyed plenty of friendly banter and no trouble at all, although I do understand some flashpoints did develop later in the evening.

Ever since watching In Bruges I’ve always wanted to visit the city and we rolled into town feeling fresh with a sense of anticipation of what was in store.

As often portrayed, the city that is home to 118,000 people is full of cobbled streets, horse and carriages, canals, beautiful buildings and chocolate shops. Another Venice of the North.

The view from the bell tower was also well worth the 10 Euro admissing fee and gruelling 1,000 odd steps we had to climb to take in the panoramic eyeshot it offered of the UNESCO World Heritage Site.

It’s fair to say the European Championship atmosphere had spilled over the border and we enjoyed partying with Dutch and Belgium football fans, singing songs and dancing into the early hours at some of the busier, bustling pubs and bars.

So far, so good, but when in the early hours two of us split from the group and began to make our own way back to the campsite, things took a turn for the worse.

We ended up being enticed into what we now know is a building frequented by squatters and artists. We were invited in as we passed and after grabbing a drink from a living room bar open for a monthly party, we were shown into the dark, graffiti ridden tunnels which the squatters call home.

Foolishly we managed to lose our guides and spent half an hour desperately trying to find our way out of the darkened tunnels and court yards, overlooked by a crumbling chapel. A petrifying experience.

Waking up the next morning it became clear that it was not only our sense of direction we had lost, but also our bag containing the minibus keys so we sat at our camp, looking at a minibus we couldn’t enter or start plotting how we were going to escape the predicament we had found ourselves in.

Like something out of The Hangover, the gruelling eight hour trek across the city, retracing our steps from the night before, was as enjoyable as it was successful.

We visited two pubs, a late night bar, a kebab shop, a police station and rang every taxi company in the city, all to no avail.

Despondently we were forced to get the minibus towed into a compound and find our way home via taxis and public transport, albeit at an extra cost of only £50 or so.

One member of the group has since picked up the spare keys and returned to collect the wagon, however some casual internet research today has revealed the name of the building where the squatters’ party took place as Donkey Squat.

Frustratingly Donkey Squat was one of the places we returned in search of the bag the next night after receiving directions from people who were clearly enjoying some form of outer body, hallucinogenic experience. However we found nobody home other than an angry Irishman who told us in no uncertain terms that our lost items weren’t there and we were to leave immediately or risk his wrath. It seems the parties only take place once or twice each month.

A couple of emails to the party organisers later and the bag and keys are being posted home. The trip may not have involved suicides, dwarves, drugs or guns, but we certainly enjoyed our fair share of beer, disasters and new friends.

Another country off the list and more tales to pass down to future generations.

Wembley, 2016.

Not many words on this, but as is often the case with supporting Plymouth Argyle, Monday's trip to Wembley was a fantastic day out once again ruined by the football. 

Pyrotechnics, camaraderie, beer and incessant chanting, it was all going so well until 3 o'clock. 

There's always next year.

Mexico, 2016.

SECRETLY I always turned my nose up at people who elect to go on all-inclusive package holidays, likening them to somewhat of a vacation straightjacket where travellers are tied to the hotel they have often paid through to nose to stay at.

So naturally, it’s fair to say that my maiden voyage to Mexico wasn’t as first planned. A travel itch had been eating away at me for some time now.  The itch was called Mexico.

I first had a chance to visit the north American country back in autumn 2013 during time spent travelling around the USA. I had pitched up at a fantastic hostel in the southern Californian city of San Diego, which offered day trips once a week to the Mexican border city of Tijuana.

I had been eagerly anticipating the trip throughout my week spent there, but at the last minute got talked out of it and instead spent an afternoon watching American football, a sport so boring I left at half time and returned to the safety of the pub.

While I was under no illusions and was fully aware that Tijuana is far from the most Mexican of experiences, after all it is a border town best known for being a key drug route into the US and popular destination for America’s underage drinkers, the fact that I passed up an opportunity to visit a new country really pissed me off (seeing the world is a passion of mine as I'm sure you're aware by now).

Fast forward two and a bit years of pure annoyance and sense of missed opportunity and I finally made it, albeit to the opposite end of the country.

As previously touched upon, rather than backpacking or going where the wind took me, I arrived in the Riviera Maya staying in an all-inclusive hotel.

When I previously thought of all-inclusive trips I associated them with being sat by a pool drinking crap beer for two weeks, rarely venturing away from the comforts of the hotel and generally being a waste of an opportunity to see a new country.

However, fast forward two weeks and I can confirm that providing you have the desire to get out and about, you can still see a good chunk of area and get back in time for your already paid for dinner.

Sadly, large swathes of Mexico are poor areas where drugs cartels feud openly in the street as they vie to control the lucrative smuggling routes. However the Mexican government is clearly aware of the beauty, history and culture associated with the Yucatan Peninsula and do their best to keep violent crime away from the area to ensure a steady flow of pesos out of tourist’s pockets and into government coffers.

The Yucatan Peninsula is known for its Caribbean Ocean beaches and Mayan ruins and from the mushrooming resort of Cancun in the north, to the yoga retreats of Tulum in the south, the area is lined with white sand and turquoise water beaches (think postcard Caribbean) and dotted with fascinating crumbling ruins hinting at the mightiest of civilisations.

Originating in the Yucatan around 2600 B.C the Mayans rose to prominence around A.D. 250 in present-day southern Mexico, Guatemala, western Honduras, El Salvador, and northern Belize and developed a highly sophisticated society.

They are known for their ancient writing system as well as art, architecture, calendar and astronomy and many an hour we spent wandering around the most famous of all the ruins, Chichen Itza, and also the cliffstop structures of Tulum, the city first encountered by Spanish colonialists as they arrived.

Mayan traditions are still prevalent despite the one-time Spanish rule and their short, stocky and extremely friendly people can be seen throughout the region, some still living as their ancestors did before the Spaniards became aware Mexico even existed.

Following on from a morning spent at Chichen Itza, we took a dip in one of the plethora of cenotes, natural pits or sinkholes, resulting from the collapse of limestone bedrock that exposes water underneath. Think underwater cave swimming in the dark, which certainly proved as if not more exhilarating than it sounds.

The cenotes have rightly become attractions in their own right and from there, watered and stuffed with the spicy but tasty traditional local cuisine; we hopped back on board the bus and headed to the city of Valladolid.

Valladolid was founded by Spanish colonialists and named after the Spanish city of the same name.

During a fleeting visit I was fortunate enough to stroll around its quaint streets, lined with picturesque coloured buildings and take some time out at its charming square which is overlooked by a church once used to try and convert Mayans to Christianity. The Spanish were shocked to learn that they originally worshipped a serpent and I was astounded to witness the incredibly slow and almost therapeutic pace of life there.

Visiting the various towns and sights you really get a feel of the area’s history from the ancient Mayan civilisations, through Spanish colonialism, leaving a contemporary hybrid and melting pot of traditions and practices.

Square miles of sprawling jungle and the world’s second longest coral reef makes the peninsula an adrenaline junky's playground and I was fortunate to get out equipped with my trusty GoPro (which I’ve finally got the hang of) and enjoy some snorkelling, abseiling, zip wiring and speedboating. Sea turtles, dolphins, iguanas and various species of fish and birds were among the wildlife that pitched up during our excursions.

By the end of the trip I felt as if I had sampled the best that the Yucatan Peninsula and Riviera Maya had to offer, however our final excursion took me to an extremely special place.

Sian Ka'an is a nature reserve located on a thin strip of land with the Caribbean Ocean lapping it on one side and the most turquoise of lagoons featuring plenty of crocodiles on the other.

The area is teeming with wildlife and is also home to a group of people whose name escapes me.

The able watermen and their families live off the sea, capturing lobster and catering for a controlled number of visitors per week and there is just one bumpy road in and out of the civilisation Punta Allen, located an hours’ drive from Tulum.

The landscape is fit to grace any postcard and the residents there are relaxed, friendly and content despite living the most basic of lives. How I envy them and long to be back there as I sit at my desk this Friday afternoon.